I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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