Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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