The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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