that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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