are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm bleeding and have questions
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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