@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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