the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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