I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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