How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
When are your genitals available?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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