so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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