i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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