oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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