If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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