Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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