I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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