Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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