I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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