Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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