just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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