He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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