She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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