she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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