ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize