CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Floor bacon is actually really good
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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