Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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