I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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