This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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