Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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