i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize