Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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