Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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