But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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