oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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