Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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