we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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