i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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