I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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