No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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