i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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