she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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