Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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