his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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