His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You smell like a Billy Joel song
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Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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