The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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