You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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