so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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