we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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