ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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