i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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