My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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